About the Bacon Rating System

Bacon, much like a smile or a cold beer, can be universally understood, and is therefore a suitable measure of awesomeness for the global juggernaut that is Mud, Sweat, & Beers.

Ok, stick with me here. Some bacon is better than no bacon. Two bacons is better than one, three is better than two, and four is better than three. Five bacons is sublime. Tread carefully above five. Plumbing systems, your internal and your home's, may be strained to the point of failure.

Bearing in mind the above truths, I have implemented a 5-bacon rating system to help you determine awesomeness at a glance.

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No Bacon = Not awesome.
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1 Bacon = A tease. Leaves you wanting more.
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2 Bacons = You can just about see awesome from here.
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3 Bacons = Satisfying. You could almost stop eating. Naaaw.
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4 Bacons = Awesome enough to share. Slow down if you're working alone.
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5 Bacons = Put on your sweats and get comfy. So awesome you won't be moving for awhile.
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You might be wondering how you can contribute to a post's bacon rating. You can't. I control the meat, including where and how much of it is laid. I pledge to vary the brand, quality, and quantity to avoid monotony. You, in turn, agree not to question the chef.

I'm glad we got this out in the open. Carry on.