Let me help you with that answer.You don't ride to save money, stay in shape, or reduce your carbon footprint. You don't ride because you like "fresh air" or "nature". And you sure as hell don't get dressed up in tights to ride around in circles with a bunch of other pansies on the weekend.
You understand that a bicycle is nothing if not a fashion accessory. You're a McGregor man.
You ride for the girls.
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Lance Armstrong gets tons of tail. I believe it. :)
Lance schmance... it's not about riding fast or "living strong". It's about rocking white denim and showing the world your O-face.
Better not be riding for the chicks! I'll kick your butt! But I totally get it. You bikers are hot!
Lisa don't you mean "you, Mike Hahn are one hot biker"? For a second there, I thought you might be talking about cyclists in general.
hehe... sometimes it's good to keep ya guessing. ;) But of course I meant you!
If a chick can get past my bowlegged walking style when i get off a bike. She might be easy enough for me to get her on a skateboard.
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