This evening, our friends at Bacon Salt needed two giant strips of meat candy to work the room at a swanky pork-centric culinary event. Lisa and I were delighted to answer the call. Most of the attendees showered us with adoration. A few despised us. One especially feisty ol' gal insisted on punching me repeatedly. But regardless of where they fell on the love/hate scale, nobody could ignore our delicious and salty presence in the room.
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Sunday, March 8, 2009
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Am I the only one who was thinking I was reading the description for a porn movie? :)
"This evening, our friends at Bacon Salt needed two giant strips of meat candy to work the room at a swanky pork-centric culinary event. Lisa and I were delighted to answer the call."
Bring it on down to bacon town! You guys are awesome! What a fun way to spend the day!
We tried so hard to prepare you for a productive life & there you are. Bacon. Still, you're my Bacon & if you tell me where to find the woman who tried to tenderize you, I'll fix her griddle. By the way, the Baconette looks a litte sad in her solo pic. Little wonder.
Can I borrow the bacon suit when you are done? I have a vegan rally to crash or was it a PETA rally?
Yeti - I don't actually own the suit. But trust that we took notes on its construction and will be building our own. These things are too powerful. I've discovered my alter-ego, and its name is Bacon.
Swear Words - You can see the bandit puncher in one of the photos. I let her get in a few good licks and she went back to her wine.
Brianna - I'm thinking about making a bunch of these suits for the family next holiday season. A delicious alternative to "Merry f-ing Christmas".
StevenCX - Bacon Porn is a whole 'nother thing. Check google, my friend.
Just for the record, Baconette was trying to put on a tough bacon face. I thought Bacon should be multi-faceted. ;)
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